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| my friends: | i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me |
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| me: | i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready |
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| Aries: | Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision... |
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| Taurus: | OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT. |
| Gemini: | Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY! |
| Cancer: | *sobbing hysterically in a corner* |
| Leo: | EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK! |
| Virgo: | LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE! |
| Libra: | ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT! |
| Scorpio: | SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME. |
| Sagittarius: | CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP. |
| Capricorn: | *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner* |
| Aquarius: | *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland* |
| Pisces: | I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on. |
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My favorite deep thought is:
After you die, it is believed that you have 7 minutes of brain activity left inside you, and in the 7 minutes you experience your entire life over, in a kind of dream… Because in a dream time is stretched.So if this is the case, what if right now you’re in that 7 minutes. How do you know if you’re alive or just reliving old memories.
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